Dry Horse

Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.

Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.

by The Driest Horse August 21, 2018

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horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight

Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!

by unknown600000 July 1, 2024

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putting words in the horse's mouth

the ugly anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.

by Sexydimma December 15, 2012

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horse in the snow

As in good property’s in cold and snow conditions. Very dependable and powerful

The Subaru is a horse in the snow.

by anonymous July 27, 2024

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Horse Pop

noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.

“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”

“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”

by White-Guilt-91 May 9, 2021

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