I don't gust a flip

Much more safer version to the vulgar idgaf Alternative to idgaf

Person 1: I don't gust a flip about what you are talking about

by MannyMandle01 August 28, 2023

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

When you buy a new style Dr. Pepper and she accuses you of cheating with her mate

I was walking your friend home and this is how you treat me so Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

by Jermaine Burrell August 30, 2023

no no no no no don't say that don't say that don't say the n word please because

This word is used to alert others to not use the N word when you are trying to fly the airbus a320 with IAE v2500 engines.

Aryan: Ni-
Ryan: no no no no no don't say that don't say that don't say the n word please because

by I love vatism 1237 September 11, 2023

Don't yuck someone's yum

A phrase redditors use to deter any kind of criticism from something they worship, usually a piece of digital media or intellectual property.

"I didn't think that new Marvel film was that good."
"Yikes. Ermm, okay sweetie, let's unpack this. First of all, don't yuck someone's yum..."

by Dodmod September 19, 2023

i really don't know

something you say when you really do not know something

(typing random things on the urban dictionary)
Me: What should I type next?
Zesty Boy: I really don't know.

by i am not bree September 30, 2023

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023