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Chris Browned

To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.
"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."

"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"

"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"
by Nivlacisforwards January 12, 2013
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Scary chris

Scary Chris is usually someone's dad who can be very intimidating . He may make you shit yourself. He usually works at a kids place, but when comes across bratty ones, spits in their drink.
bro 1: hey bro , you want to go to inflata planet?

bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...
by Scary_chris.com December 24, 2019
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Chris Sununu

1. The Governor of New Hampshire who Cleveland Steams his constituents for breakfast
2. Being a spoiled rich kid, who has never Chattanooga Push Popped in his life, have been handed over the Governor's Office from his daddy's rich name.
3. Verb. Cleveland steaming the voters while flipping them off to win an election.
Man, that piece of shit hellwhore who ran for the state senate and pulled a Chris Sununu on everyone and he didn't even do the Chattanooga Push Pop!
by rivwhores6969 December 6, 2020
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A chris

A Chris (verb) walking around with a sock and a Chris. Chris likes peppers and round clamps. Holding the clamps tight a little yeet will sneak out every now and again. For one to succeed a Chris one must truly understand ancient Greek thai food bok Lamar dong pad goop
A chris is a big stork and a staircase of onions
by Lahtree April 19, 2020
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Chris

You know Big Dick is back in town when you hear the name, Chris
Chris has a massive cock
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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Chris

If you had to describe Chris in one word it would be perfect cause he is perfect. Nothing should change about him. Hes sweet, nice,kind, good-looking, and has an amazing personality. He's beyond cute his, hair, smile, freckles. He's just perfect. If you have a Chris your the luckiest person alive because Chris are the best. Chris are also pretty popular. Almost everyone knows him wants to be around him. He's so perfect in every way possible. I love Chris.
Perfect
Girl 1: chris is so perfect
Girl 2: I know but hes mine
by Lunaknigt June 27, 2019
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Chris

To be over an emotional & depressed person who is unable to take a joke.
Tim! Stop being so Chris!
by wewe wafu June 11, 2018
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