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MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

Muscle car as fuck is some thing that muscle car guys say because they think they are the shit but deep inside they know that they are just mad because they are slow and usles🤗
by JDM LIFE 🔰 September 30, 2017
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Crimson Car Club

a group founded by two University of Alabama students, renowned for its catchprase "Encouraging bad financial decisions with like minded intellects"
"Yo Griffen, I joined Crimson Car Club last month, now my savings is completely gone!!! At least my car is dope."
by jt_289 February 22, 2021
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Car Deodorant

the random deodorant you have in your car in case you forget to put it on at home.
they are typically roll on, however they can also be a spray.
chad: kiersten can you pass the car deodorant i smell horrible
by kieralovedanny August 8, 2025
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cigarette car

specific cars still on the road manufactured in between the 90s and mid 2000s. these cars are called cigarette cars because throughout your childhood you’d typically see a random middle aged adult (or your friends older sister) smoking a cigarette out the window// the car reeked of cigarette smell. these cars are typically a run-down shit box (rusted, dented, etc) with more problems than you can count. the technology is very outdated, typically only being able to play cds/tapes or fm on the radio, having a cigarette lighter built in, built in ash trays, a slot to place coins for road tolls, hand crank windows, etc. cigarette cars are NOT the same as a modded older car; the most modifications being seat covers and bumper stickers. these cars are driven by broke people who cannot afford anything better, this being their only means of transportation. however, the owners of these cars are typically hot, bad bitches who have a love-hate relationship with their car (deep down will be very sad when their car finally dies).

some examples of cigarette cars include but are not limited to:

* 2002 pontiac grand prix
*1999-2005 ford taurus

*2002 toyota corolla

*2005 honda pilot

*2005-2007 jeep liberty

*2001 ford escape
*1997 buick lesabre

*1999 chevy blazer
*2003 toyota camry
*2005 dodge neon
*2002 saturn s-series SL
*1997 geo prizm

*2002 subaru legacy

THE LIST GOES ON
person 1: damn that girl is hot as fuck, too bad she drives that piece of shit car.

person 2: yeah but she has a cigarette car. it runs like shit but it actually looks cute and has a personality of its own.
by abbey’s chicken tenders March 17, 2024
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Car purpose

Katherine: Hello, 911 I was in a Car Purpose

911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?

Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose

911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?

Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'

promotion. But do you who didn't think so?

911 operator: Dave?

Katherine: That's right DAVE!
by ZJay412 November 5, 2020
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sister car

When somebody on your block has the same exact car as you, including paint color
I thought somebody had stolen my car and parked it up the block, but it was a sister car
by jevanyn July 5, 2018
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Marks Car

A marks car is a police or cop car
There's a marks car patrolling the area, let's move.
by dkjfalldgmadsadgasgd May 10, 2012
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