ronnie balls

A situation out of your control. It's when you accidentally shit yourself and poop juice envelops around your ballsac.

"Oh shit dude...I farted, but now I have a bad case of ronnie balls."

by eric norman November 30, 2007

Ball Player

1 . Someone who plays sports, like basketball, football or any other sport that involves a ball or balls.

2. A guy who consistantly plays with his nuts be it via pocket pool or balls in hand action in front of the TV.

3. A gay guy who likes to play with other mens balls, such as guy on guy ball juggling or tea bagging.

Wow, our waiters is such a ball player! did you see how he was jostling his junk when taking our order...WTF?

by ballzinyourface November 9, 2010

Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."

Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.

by The Stinker July 14, 2006

Ball And Chain

To have a girlfriend that restricts hanging out with your bros or doing anything fun.

I wanted to hang out with Adam, Neil, and Cody, but Laurens got me on her ball and chain...

by Eddie Pitch August 26, 2010

Shit Balls

When a guy wipes from back to front after taking a crap and gets shit on his balls.

OH CRAP!!! I wiped the wrong way. Now I have Shit Balls.

by Ferret79 June 28, 2007

Ball is life

Something real niggas say when they go hard in the paint and when they te future lebrons

Tyron:" yo nigga ball it up"
Boshon:" go hard in the paint ball is life"

by swagballer June 8, 2014

Tow balling

Tow balling is when a man leads another man around by his penis. Not in a gay way.

Cory was tow balling desi Rae around the villa like a dog on lead

by Pewley February 25, 2017