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Bryant University 

A respectable business school located in Rhode Island with intelligent students and good teachers. However, if the students there would have gotten into Bentley they would be surrounded by crazy-intelligent students and phenomenal teachers. Most Bryant students say they hate Bentley, but they only say this because they did not get in. They also recently moved up to D1 sports because they were getting tired of Bentley beating them all the time; they figured it was time to get whooped by some new teams.
Bryant Student: "Hey guess what... I'm going to Bryant University."
Sensible person: "Ummm ok. don't you know that Bentley is wayyyy wayyy better?? You should have tried to get in there...."

University of Colorado at Denver 

Urban School in Downtown Denver located on the Platt River. The school is part of a triumverate of two other schools on the same campus, Metro State and the Community College of Denver. The school (student body) is under a spell of selective mutism and the professors are home grown indoctrines. Class is like sitting with some hillbilly tokers(mainly professors) who talk about the antigoverment and the confederate flag all day. The girls here are all maried, usually from freshman year and the guy selection is like some banana picking brazilian dudes, no class no brains. Predominant minorities of the school include zeebs, gangster blacks, transvestites, and kids who wish they got excepted to CU Boulder.
"Im sure these outkasts just need a little help. " "Like a magic bullet." "University of Colorado at Denver, Push it a long, Push it Along, Push it Along"

University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown 

The worst 4 years to go to college. ABSOLUTELY nothing to do, with no parties, no social life, no academic life, no anything. Guys steal girls because there are an abundant amount of guys and a limited amount of girls.

A branch of University of Pittsburgh, this is the biggest mistake of anyone's life. Teachers are horrible, girls are hideous, guys are rednecks, and there is absolutely no future here.

The closest spot to hangout is literally Pittsburgh, Pa.
"Hey where do you go to school?"
"Um...University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown..."

University of Lincoln 

Second rate education (shit hole)
Mr Gilbert: Goodbye first rate education, hello University of Lincoln.
Will: This wasn't a good sign, I've been to Lincoln and it's s shit hole.

Auburn University 

The gayest place in Bama.

Bucknell University 

N. A shitty private university in North-Eastern Pennsylvania full of drunken greek idiots living under the oppression of a tyrranical administration.
Friend 1: My mom wants me to apply to Bucknell University.
Friend 2: DON"T GIVE IN!!! THAT'S HOW I GOT STUCK IN THIS SHITHOLE!