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John-snowed

To be praised for your natural skill or leadership and given a promotion or additional responsibility against your will or expectation
You’ve been John-snowed
I’ve been John-snowed
by anonymous November 18, 2020
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The Snow

Damn, you bouta go dabble in the snow? - Said Dr Umar.
by DrUmar Drumbstick September 8, 2025
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Snow Wife

Snow Wife is a controversial "singer" not-songwriter, "known" for her association with producer and accused abuser Dr. Luke, as well as her reliance on heavy use of autotune and monotone vocals in her "music". Her lyrics often focus on over-sexualized themes and mundane melody choices, which have drawn criticism on website ATRL and Discord server "faguettes" for their objectification and lack of depth.

Despite her questionable minuscule talent, Snow Wife has managed to attract a very small but devoted following, largely comprised of fans who are drawn to her provocative aesthetic and explicit lyrics, easily comparable to those of fellow Dr. Luke collaborator "Kim Petras". However, her music has been widely panned by critics and industry professionals, who have described her voice as weak, faceless and unremarkable.
Have you heard Snow Wife's new song POOL? Yeah it's a skip, press delete.
by MatchMyFreakMiami July 3, 2024
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Cul-de-snow

Snow that was plowed to the end of the cul-de-sac and is typically the last to melt before spring
The only snow left in the neighborhood is the cul-de-snow!
by CreativeBruces March 17, 2021
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Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.
It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.
by Daneomania March 4, 2022
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Snow Job

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.
As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.
by JoeMamaFat69 December 7, 2019
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Snow Beer

A cocktail of beer and cocaine. Often used to describe any other alcohol that has been laced with snow.
snow beer sniff blow gear lager vodka charlie
by urbanidiot2011 February 18, 2011
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