Skip to main content

Texas saddle

Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!

Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
by MacG007 February 20, 2014
mugGet the Texas saddle mug.

Texas Tiebreaker

A sexual act where a Male takes a shit and piss on the partner's chest and thighs, they then begin to squat down and crow like a rooster. You then tie a cord to the legs and threaten your partner with shitting in their mouth for them to break the cord.
"aww dude, i realllly need a texas tiebreaker!"
"agreed dawg"
"get the cord."
by gloobi November 1, 2025
mugGet the Texas Tiebreaker mug.

Texas road rub

To texas road rub(trr) is when you grab gravel and microwave ot to 30 minute then in the 30 minutes you rub the tip of you penis and the take the hot rocks and cum on them and then rub the concoction on to your sister or brother and rape them while you family watches.
Boy"Did you hear ablut jimmy"
Girl"No"
Boy"he's in jail for texas road rubbing"
trring
by D1 gooner April 18, 2025
mugGet the Texas road rub mug.

Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.
"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."
by moneybaggs7 August 6, 2022
mugGet the Ole Texas Try mug.

Texas Boomerang

When you put a hard bend in your penis to allow for your own facial or your own backshots.
If you get skilled with that texas boomerang, you could theoretically drop a load on your ass and your face.
by KarlKox September 10, 2025
mugGet the Texas Boomerang mug.

The Texas turnaround

The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick
Jimmy I totally did the texas turnaround on Jessica last night
by The texas turn laptop May 12, 2022
mugGet the The Texas turnaround mug.

Texas Sharpshooter

While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further
Babe, that’s the world record for the longest Texas Sharpshooter
by ShitBalls8===D January 29, 2025
mugGet the Texas Sharpshooter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email