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dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.
ref: brother to bert.
Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 9, 2004
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Dirty Seagull

When you're fucking a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out, dip it in the sand, and stick it back in the girl.
I gave that bitch with the fat ass a dirty seagull the other day.
by MRP January 5, 2004
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Dirty Benjamin

When one has anal sex with another, then straight after gets a blow job of an un suspecting person.
Guy1: " Hey, i heard Simon bummed Graham then gave Tom a dirty Benjamin"
Guy2: YEAH MAN!
by Matt Bennett October 19, 2006
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dirty arianna

a kinky sex position in which a guy fucks arianna hamlin in every hole while rapping a milli by lil wayne and playing a christian hymn on the piano.
kevo- dude what's up?
packm- nothing just did the dirty arianna
kevo- oh really i just did too!
packm- dude i thought you didn't know how to play the piano?
kevo- i didn't think you knew the song a milli?!
by kcearrroyline January 9, 2009
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Dirty Thirty

A thirty milligram oxycodone pill that has been pressed with unknown chemicals. Often cheaper than oxy’s from a script as you can tell they’re not from an industrial press.
Aye you got those dirty thirty’s?
I got some dirty thirty’s for the low.
by Bigballer69123 October 5, 2020
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Dirty Rick

When you out of nowhere, nonchalantly, show your daughters boyfriend the nastiest cow licking a man's cock video you have ever or will ever see in your entire life.
My girl brought home this asshole, so I showed him a dirty rick.
by Khockeygirl June 7, 2018
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Dirty Thunder

The act of expelling a gaseous discharge from your sphincter muscle faster than the speed of sound, which is then succeeded by an ominous rumble and a very pungent odor.
1. Although I suspected it was her, for many years I could never pin the fart to that bitch Tracy. Until the day I learned that she had mastered the execution of the dreaded Dirty Thunder technique. Her secret method was to pass the gas faster than the speed of sound which would cause the odor to delay long enough for her to make a clean getaway. Thus, wreaking havoc on all innocent bystanders blessed with the misfortune of being caught in the wake of her perfect storm.

2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.
by C.B. Radio August 17, 2010
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