Snow King

A person who has large amounts of cocaine, and befriends everyone around. He is the most trusted and genuine member in his friend group.

Wow! He truly is the Snow King. Everyone respects him and looks up to him

by anonymous March 29, 2025

Wisconsin Snow Blower

Basically 69 but both people start with snow in their mouths.

Wanna pound some Milwaukee’s Best and then I’ll give you a Wisconsin Snow Blower?

by WisconsinSnowBlower December 20, 2021

Salty Snow

When you put cocaine in your urethra and cum in a woman

I gave that bitch some salty snow

by GoonCaveMaster May 21, 2025

Snowing

(Verb) The act of playing in the snow, which you mistake as also skiing (said mistake made while drinking to excess, aka drunk)

Dave: I mean, it’s cold and I have the under clothes cold gear, you know - the type you wear when you’re snowing?
Devon: *looks at Dave like wtf you must be drunk* “Snowing”?!
Dave: *realizes what he said but tries to play it off* Yeah “snowing,” when one plays in the snow...haha...I’m just kidding - I meant skiing!

by WhoTFisDave December 2, 2020

Semen Snow Angels

When a dude freezes a large amount of his semen until it's like snow with frost around it, and then you make semen snow angels in the frosty frozen semen.

"Let's make some semen snow angels."
"Me and my Hoemie are bout to make some semen snow angels."
"How about you come with us to make some semen snow angels the cum is freshly frozen."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 16, 2025

Snow Globe

When your plowing snow while getting head. Once you cum in her mouth your shake her head violently, hence the snow globe

Dude I was plowing snow the other night with my girl and gave her a good ol fashioned snow globe.

by Globe man February 19, 2019

Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023