Penis Wiggler

Someone who plays with a lot of penises. An alternative to being called a hoe or slut.

That girl is a penis wiggler!

by BubblButtt January 24, 2017

Jese penis

a dick head i mean dude who anoys the flip doodle out of you and his hair reminds you of an oily door mat, also for the laddy's you better watch out because he has some shit kissing skills. with his duck lips it is pretty much impossible to make out normally.

Jese penis is my favourite uncle because he when i sleep over at his house he always sucks me off

by ya boi know it all May 7, 2019

Penis baby

1: The act of putting a plastic baby doll’s pp in your vagina
2: when your being super Whiney and bossy

1: I just used a penis baby and I now feel like a pedo
2: bro quit being a penis baby

by Eatmyshortsleevepants May 7, 2021

Jape Penis

Jape Penis is when someone inserts their penis in a jalapeño and lets it burn for more than 2 hours.

Last night, I had a Jape Penis. It was very erotic

by Dick&Balls420 January 9, 2021

Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.

Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.

by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020

Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.

Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.

by HotDam August 17, 2016

Penis Fart

When air gets into your penis hole while a woman is blowing your penis and it slowly leaks air, and semen, and piss

Guy 1: so how was your date with (woman’s name)? Did you get any action?
Guy 2: Yeah dinner was great and she blowed my penis till I cummed when we got back to her place.

Guy 1: Nice, was (woman’s name) any good at blowing your penis?

Guy 2: yeah (woman’s name) was pretty good until she got air in my penis hole. Then I had to penis fart.

by Slimeguy juicy November 28, 2020