constipated by air

The weed is surrounding you.
“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”
by White vans January 25, 2020
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air squad

A group of 2 or more wingmen used to occupy several friends of the girl you are trying to approach. Each wingman engages a separate adversary in an attempt to get you more face time with the girl you are actually interested in.
by hip-old-guy January 17, 2015
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air squirter

A pneumatic blow nozzle used for cleaning parts and whatever application in which discharging air from an enclosed, pressurized vessel into the open atmosphere is beneficial to accomplishing a predetermined task.
You better shut the fuck up before I jam an air squirter up your ass and blow your fucking guts out!
by hahahaha, your face February 23, 2012
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Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move
I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos
by Sister Wives April 07, 2021
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BYE-BYE air kiss

When that guy says bye to your girl extra sensually, thinking she won't notice, but when he's called out, he says that he actually gave her an air kiss.
Oh it wasnt an actual kiss; it was a bye-bye air kiss
by Jacket21 December 29, 2024
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Air Boom

Air Boom was a WWE Tag Team. The members were: Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne. The team had good inring skill scoring them the WWE Tag Belts bit later being the target of fart jokes. The team disbanded due to Evan Bourne being caught with cocaine.
Its Air Boom!

What a fart!
by WarWrestlingDefinitions April 12, 2016
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Underground Air Raid

A pure racist and/or rapist. Its like eating an Indian, Japanesse, Thai, Mexican burrito while hungover packed with gummy worms, spoiled beans and marsh mellows that are 3years past the expiration date. Vomit inducer.....Look up the definition of "Air Raid" and let your imagination flow. Ever wish you had that magic "wand" that makes everything disappear? Well that would come in handy in an Underground Air Raid....
Best pal Randy says " Here you are little girl...another beer?"
Lindsay-"I just had one beer who wants to do me?!?!!!Opps, I have HIV! But OH well!!!"
Fred-"I am so ready to have sex with you!!"
Lindsay-"Sounds great! Like OMG!"
Fred- "I would like to introduce the underground air raid...mmmhhhmmm"
Best pal Randy says "Don't sink in, we may not see you EVER again...not a big loss anyways, just sayin."
Fred- "Sweetheart I never got your name"
by SpankedYourMomTWICE May 10, 2011
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