National school shooter day

Occurs on December 17th, where it was a huge trend to threaten to shoot or blow up your school.

“Hey happy national school shooter day!”
“Thanks, you too”

by anonymous December 17, 2021

national pussy fuck day

Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)

Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!

Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate

by Obf.charles May 25, 2018

National Fuck Keiko Day

A day to celebrate about the day when Keiko was spammed by an anonymous on secreto. Keiko deserves it, as Keiko has said slurs she cannot reclaim, cheats on her boyfriend (which is a double sin, knowing she's MUSLIM) and many other stuff. Fuck Keiko day!

"Yo dude! Did you know that today is National Fuck Keiko Day?"
"Oh my god really?! I've been waiting for this day!"

by Someone Who Doesnt Like Keiko June 29, 2022

National Send Nudes Day

May 19th, time to get a little sexy 😉

Hey jen, happy national send nudes day! 🍆🍆

by scuba.steve May 19, 2019

National Unblock Me Day

A day where people that got blocked because of dumb shit that they did or said have the opportunity to get back right . July 10

Boy : Hey lil mama

Girl : what you want boy you know i blocked you
Boy: Lol you must forgot what day it is

Girl:Oh shit i forgot it is July 10 aka national unblock me day

Boy : yep so go on ahead and unlock me on every platform

by Luhhk3y July 10, 2022

National make out day

It’s the day where you make out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you guys haven’t kissed yet it’s gonna be special, but if you have then this day might not be for you:

Girl: “hey it’s national make out day”
Boy: “oh that’s cool” *leaning in to kiss her*
Girl: *also leans in*

by Dadddddymariq June 14, 2018

National gray sweatpants day

The day of February 5 is the official day for boys to wear gray sweatpants 😊 it’s good for the weather and also good for other things

it’s national gray sweatpants day.This day will be quite enjoyable.

by Maximillian Maximus November 2, 2019