Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)
Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!
Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!
Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate
by Obf.charles April 12, 2018
A day where people that got blocked because of dumb shit that they did or said have the opportunity to get back right . July 10
Boy : Hey lil mama
Girl : what you want boy you know i blocked you
Boy: Lol you must forgot what day it is
Girl:Oh shit i forgot it is July 10 aka national unblock me day
Boy : yep so go on ahead and unlock me on every platform
Girl : what you want boy you know i blocked you
Boy: Lol you must forgot what day it is
Girl:Oh shit i forgot it is July 10 aka national unblock me day
Boy : yep so go on ahead and unlock me on every platform
by Luhhk3y July 10, 2022
by GOVERMENTOFFI August 28, 2021
It’s the day where you make out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you guys haven’t kissed yet it’s gonna be special, but if you have then this day might not be for you:
Girl: “hey it’s national make out day”
Boy: “oh that’s cool” *leaning in to kiss her*
Girl: *also leans in*
Boy: “oh that’s cool” *leaning in to kiss her*
Girl: *also leans in*
by Dadddddymariq June 09, 2018
Whether or not your single you will make-out with someone April 13th every year. Making out isn't just a kiss on the lips. Its passionate kissing for an extended period of time. It should take at least a minute if your not a pussy. If your at school try not to get caught! I recommend making out during gym. ;)
by Your mom lit af April 11, 2018
OCTOBER 12-grab a tiny man called faizaan and throw them, drag them, bully them and abuse them however you like or do whatever you like because they are short!!
Must be over 5’1 to throw him and any other small person . SMALL PEOPLE YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE....
Must be over 5’1 to throw him and any other small person . SMALL PEOPLE YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE....
Mandem: ‘yo Faizaan'
Faizaan: ‘Lowe it lowe it'
Mandem:'REST UP'
Faizaan:'NOOOOO'
Mandem:' WHY U RUNNING'
Happy national throw Faizaan day
Faizaan: ‘Lowe it lowe it'
Mandem:'REST UP'
Faizaan:'NOOOOO'
Mandem:' WHY U RUNNING'
Happy national throw Faizaan day
by RM #MOB October 06, 2020
The day of February 5 is the official day for boys to wear gray sweatpants 😊 it’s good for the weather and also good for other things
by Maximillian Maximus November 03, 2019