Cunnie monster

A guy / girl that feeds on pussy

Jon is a real cunnie monster

by Cocknose April 18, 2021

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl

Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster”

by .Captain Rabbit June 22, 2025

Monster

A big ass dick 8 or bigger

Lexi wants Zac’s monster

by Igotamonster June 9, 2018

lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023

Monster

Prison slang for aids (H.I.V)

Kyle : Adam got the monster

Bill : damn

by 👉🏽👈🏽 September 25, 2020

millennium monster

a quote by the beautiful Lee Chaeryeong :)

"millennium babies.....millennium monsters!"

by kappakappa March 16, 2022