monkey buns

adj. Having a butt so red, it reminds one of a monkey or babboon.

After little Timmy was spanked for stealing, he had monkey buns.

by Nikuru July 20, 2008

humping the monkey

Two people have sex are humping the monkey

I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.

by erotica69 September 16, 2005

Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by TempleofJews August 3, 2018

pirate monkey

In Invader Zim, it is the name suggested for the resistance by Shloonktapooxis. Lard Nar ignores it and goes with the name "The Resisty."

Lard Nar: We need a name. Something that will strike fear in all who hear of the resistance!
Shloonktapooxis: How 'bout the "pirate monkies!" It's an awesome name.

by INVADERCHRIS January 15, 2005

stripper monkey

A species of monkey prone to shedding its clothing; often associated with romantic holidays.

They all bought and exchanged little stripper monkeys for Valentine's Day.

by Tiffany December 4, 2002

Monkey Sex

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game

Kirbs really out here playing like monkey sex

by Jayke903 October 5, 2019

Monkey Style

The act of sex while one or both participants hangs from an object such as a pipe. It is very difficult to achieve sex while both participants are hanging, so I advise that it is done while only one person is hanging.

Man 1: I picked up my girlfriend last night while we were having sex, she grabbed a piped and hang on while I did her.
Man 2: Oh dude! You did it Monkey Style?!

by King Bologna May 16, 2009