
n. Used to describe the biggest douchebag at the party. An annoying shady tool that likes to tell buzz kill stories about his tow boat company. No game with the ladies especially noelle thompson. Sidekick's names are Anthony and Katie.
A just brad comment such as "so I was on the lake at my tow boat job and bro, seriously, there were like 20 foot waves"
Also, the repercussions of saying a "just brad" comment may include getting sent home from most parties.
Also, the repercussions of saying a "just brad" comment may include getting sent home from most parties.
by Non-shady bastard December 8, 2011

From Steven Colbert (6-20-07).
A word describing the "justice" given to "enemy combatants" held at the Guantanamo bay detention camp, by the United States.
A word describing the "justice" given to "enemy combatants" held at the Guantanamo bay detention camp, by the United States.
by tuf July 19, 2007

What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)
I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018

something you say to someone when they weren’t present during an event/when something was happening.
Matt: do you remember when good luck charlie first came out
Alexa: no
Matt: you just weren’t outside🤦 ♂️
Alexa: no
Matt: you just weren’t outside🤦 ♂️
by mdrrr the daddy November 9, 2024

by KittenZoomies September 2, 2025

A phrase that derives from the 2017 visual novel Doki Doki Literature Club!, in which the phrase is repeatedly used to insist that the player should only attempt to romance Monika, one of the game's characters. Additionally, the phrase is used as the name for the music that plays during the game's third act.
Dialogue box: "Just Monika."
Selection prompt: "Just Monika."
Information prompt: "Just Monika."
Startup screen notice: "Just Monika."
Selection prompt: "Just Monika."
Information prompt: "Just Monika."
Startup screen notice: "Just Monika."
by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024
