Jacob

A Sexy boy, you probably met him in middle school. you INSTANTLY fell in love with him
he probably has a nice dick to :)

Me: Hi darling~
Jacob: Shut up shorty
Me: (Blushes alot)

by Coco0Bugzzz May 12, 2022

jacob senatus

super big giant pp and a 12 pack that hard enough to break stone

girls love jacob senatus

by the true fax man May 15, 2020

Jacob Beck

Someone who is not good at tileman

friend one: Hey bro, have you seen Jacob Becks tileman skills?
Friend two: Yeah he sucks

by hdulsdujs October 15, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. Some could say he’s crazy but when you get to know him, he has a soft spot. Always the life of the party and the smile to your day. He’s very popular with the girls, because of his amazing looks and personality. If you ever meet a Jacob stick with him or his friends and take the chance. Trust me you won’t regret it.

”Whos that hottie?”
”Yeah, that's Jacob.”
”Haha, he looks hilarious!”
”Go talk to him!”

by geydhjs August 15, 2018

Jacob corkery

Texts year 8s asking for pics

Oh no it’s Jacob corkery head down people

by Dustyjews February 2, 2022

jacob lassiter

An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay

jacob lassiter is mean to me and my friends

by Jacobdidthis May 9, 2018

Jacob Schmudlach

A very sexy man who isn't gay and loves women and gets them many a time. on average he has 10 or more women at his house at one time and has to hire a personal cum cleaner because of the copious amounts cumming women in his household.

Jacob Schmudlach is so hot and cool!

by schmud November 26, 2021