Jacob

He is the sweetest, most caring man. I had a crush on him before I even met him but once I met him, his heart came through even more than his handsome face.
He is extreeeeemely intelligent and basically a walking encyclopedia.
But what stands out the most about him is how kind he is. He loves to tend to his plants, and deeply cares about everyone around him. He truly wants to see people thrive.
Jacob is the reason I've learned to love again , and I will forever cherish that, he has healed my heart.

Hey, you know Jacob? He is such a saint!

by camiii1 December 10, 2025

Jacob

Also known as Cameron, Rick, and James, Jacob is a kid who is a founding member of NHM and larps genuinely fucking everything from his name, to getting an Xbox, and to talking to foids.

Lukas: Yo
Jacob: I FUCKED 67 GIRLS TODAY AND MY SCHOOL GOT SHOT UP BOI

by UltimateAryan December 16, 2025

Jacob

Is absolutely madly in love with his hot big booth Latina girlfriend named Betzy, Latinas love Jacob, and Jacob’s tend to be packin

“Jacob is super cool, and his girlfriend is so hot, I wish I was Jacob”

by Lilbetzycakes January 2, 2026

Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.

Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again

by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025

Jacob

Greasy tramp

That guy is a real Jacob

by Kenzarak February 7, 2025

Jacob Kawana

Jacob Kawana is a New Zealand socialite and singer, known mostly for his published work in writing and fashion - featured in NYLON.

Jacob Kawana is okay!

by AbbeyHault February 12, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.

"Yo did you see that crazy dunk he just made?"
"Yea dude he's a total Jacob"

by LeonidasTheHottie February 15, 2025