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New Bungie Empire

basically the bad guys now. the former halo creators who are now the bad guys for several counts of war crimes against halo players, fans, shitposters and pretty much anything to do with halo.

War Crimes committed against Halo and her people?
1. made Destiny and Destiny 2
2. fired Martin O'Donnell (their legendary OST composer)
3. kicked Activision
4. blamed Activision for killing Cayde-6
5. hired a bunch of racists, furries, groomers, pedophiles and The Percentage Cult people.
6. instigated a war against halo on twitter in February 2021 resulting in the infamous Bungie Civil War or BCW in short.
man 1 - so what really happened on twitter?
man 2 - a racist bungie employee called our friend some racial slurs and denied it.
man 1 - so a war broke out?
man 2 - yep, it's now known as the BCW or Bungie Civil War on twitter.
man 1 - so who is on the Aggression and Oppression?
man 2 - some of us Halo Rebels are on the Oppression while the so-called "oppressed" are the Aggression.
man 1 - and they are?
man 2 - The New Bungie Empire.
man 1 - shit...
man 2 - i can tell you more about them later. like what really happened during the BCW. in the meantime, we'll wait for the entry about The Bungie Civil War.
by StormcloakODST July 16, 2021
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