egging the white house

the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom

Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.

by Mr. Red Beardski March 3, 2014

jail house wife

a jail house wife is female who comes to bail you out of jail and save you from trouble and puts money on your books and your not really in a complete relationship with this person

i am your jail house wife nothing more nothing less.
can you be my jailhouse wife?

by ymk.vibez December 15, 2017

yellow house fucker

basically someone whose name starts with an m LOVES to ejaculate, jerk off, penetrate or either fuck yellow houses.

Those people invented piss kink.

Person.1- jesus u really are a yellow house fucker
M- guess u found out my true self

by kissesd August 17, 2022

big house stare

A long, hard look or glare meant to intimidate.

Oh, man, look at Dave giving me the big house stare, trying to back me down.

by ItsNotMe December 29, 2008

Waffle House Monster

a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.

Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.

by MsFunnyLady March 4, 2010

Skunk Housing

The dignified act of deliberately having sex against a womans will on her period in order to displace the blood sodden tampon into the lower uteras, thus causing it to lodge and rot, mongering a heavily oderous demeaner

1. "DO you smell that shit, that bitch must be skunk housing!
2.That ho has a skunk up in her...shes skunk-housed.

by Bobby bobby July 1, 2007

house head

someone who has a big ass head, a phat ass head, that bitch is humongous. see opparnate

good morning to everyone except nate, he got a house head.

by bitch binch December 22, 2018