Jolly Horse

A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse

He was a Jolly Horse as she rode him in bed.

by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024

Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023

Horse-Cocking Around

Akin to “fucking around”. Wasting time dilly dallying

Can we quit horse-cocking around and get out of here

by Bone patrol May 30, 2022

Dark horse

An organism you make with you hand when u feel attacked. It is made as you fold you fingers on top of each other one by one. VERY SCARY.

"Your so stupid"
Im sending my dark horse after you.

by GRAAAH March 19, 2024

Horse Fair

Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces

Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.

by RiLoCh February 13, 2023

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.

Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”

by LTG69969 January 16, 2024