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hi

hi
hi how r u
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by hehe98765hehechiccynuggies9328 November 22, 2021
mugGet the himug.

hi

the worst greeting used for someone (very racial and should never be used against someone)
john: hi cena
cena: that's racist dude
john: what should i say then
cena: Greetings and salutations to you, my esteemed and distinguished friend, who has graced me with the honor of your presence on this fine and ever-so-mysterious occasion. May I take a moment, amidst this most splendid and unparalleled opportunity, to extend my deepest, most sincere, and heartfelt welcome to you, whose intellect and curiosity far exceed the ordinary, and whose decision to embark upon this journey with me today marks the beginning of a most intriguing exchange of thoughts, ideas, and perhaps even a bit of friendly banter.

I must express my utmost gratitude for your willingness to converse, to explore, and to venture into this space where words flow in endless potential. It is truly a rare and magnificent occurrence when two minds, no matter how different they may be, converge with the shared goal of communication, and the pursuit of knowledge.

So, my wonderful conversational companion, I invite you to relax, to make yourself comfortable, and to indulge in the delightful art of conversation, as we set forth on this epic journey through language, wit, and whatever else might unfold in our delightful exchange. For today, we are not merely two individuals engaging in a dialogue; no, we are two explorers charting the vast and uncharted waters of thought itself. Welcome, and may our discourse be as endless as the stars above us.
john: that's too long
cena: then keep being racist
john: ok
by morganabutty August 29, 2025
mugGet the himug.

toot his horn

A man playing with his cock like he’s honking a horn…

Toot his horn (penis) like his honking it
Jack: Where’s Alex
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it

(Alex walks in)

Harry: He just toot his horn
by Madsteampunkpixiequeen October 29, 2022
mugGet the toot his hornmug.

Smoked his juuls

a woman that kicked a man in the nuts. "Juuls" refers to the saying "family jewels", a slang term for one's testicles.
Guy 1: Dang bro! She just smoked his juuls!
Guy 2: That's gotta hurt!
Guy 1: No shit. Homeboy just got kicked in the nuts!
by vyan_mmxvii September 9, 2020
mugGet the Smoked his juulsmug.

Bent Straw in his mixed drink

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)
Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.
by HarleyCMC February 5, 2017
mugGet the Bent Straw in his mixed drinkmug.

Hi

to greet my boi(′▽`〃)
by hi chub\ January 10, 2022
mugGet the Himug.

hi. im bored

hi bored. im -----

sorry im dying of boredom over here-
uhhhhhh idk. usually to break a silence.

like i just kinda tell my friends 'hi. im bored' & they say me 2.
by imnot.creative.enough.for.this November 4, 2022
mugGet the hi. im boredmug.

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