imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025

neo got my back

A sentence predominantly used on tiktok by "nctzens", the fandom of the south koreak k-pop group NCT. It is taken from the intro song Neo Got My Back by the sub-unit NCT 127.
Used when for example seeing the number 127 or the color neon green, as both of these are associated with the group.

"neo got my back, culture things."

by aleenas127 May 1, 2025

got me hooked

Got me so interested that I want to know more

You got me hooked last time. Now tell me everything about it.

by jafar79 November 22, 2022

Got Rico'ed

To get your player character in D&D killed in an unusual, brutal, and unstoppable manner that gives you an insatiable desire to land on the ground at maximum velocity with a large metal pole placed precisely between your legs.

My barbarian Got Rico'ed last week during our sesh.

by Nileator June 15, 2021

We got X before GTA VI

This longstanding joke plays on the fact that Rockstar Game's next installment of their GTA video game series has taken over a decade for them to release; with their last GTA game released in 2013.

The joke's been beaten to death and is used on almost every post, but until the game releases, they're not wrong.

Nuclear war breaks out

"Damn we got WW3 before GTA VI"
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"We got X before GTA VI on Urban Dictionary before GTA VI"

by DylTheDiver July 12, 2024

You Got Dzambazed

This word describes people who have been killed by the Riot account Angel Dzambazki or his friends.

YO I was killed by the guy on short!!
Dude You Got Dzambazed

by Angel Dzambazki April 29, 2020

Fact got

Another word social media users use to say a slur that rhymes with maggot, the slur is used against gay people.

Gay person:Yes i am gay!

Straight person: FACT GOT ;-;!

by Sku11Prince_ January 19, 2024