fucker noodles

when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN

“FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT”

by faded420 November 16, 2018

Fucker’s Hip

An affliction of the sexually active whose hips are sore from banging their significant other too fast, too long, in one sexual episode. While generally not considered a long term problem, those suffering from this medical condition will take solace knowing that, while their hips have a dull ache, those on the receiving end of Fucker’s Hip have been fucked into virtual paralysis.

Crawling from his bed to the bathroom, and unable to put together any semblance of a gait, Dave knew immediately he was a victim of Fucker’s Hip.

by Grant Rampus January 19, 2019

Fucker

Just about anything and everyone. I took a naked shit?

Fucker i just got done taking a nakedshit. Does that make me a fuck? YES

by Oral Anul November 1, 2021

Fucker knuckle

Typically when you finger a girl up to your knuckle. Sometimes when two men try and finger each other.

EX. I got fucker knuckled last night and it felt great!
EX. David and I need to try to fucker knuckle tonight.

by It's me bitch March 14, 2018

fucker

somebody that is pissing you off

me:that 5 year old stole my ice cream, what a fucker.

by ttv/fuckingfaggotsdie November 24, 2020

Four Square Fucker

Any particular kid in my 5th grade four square group who was really fucking stupid and teams on me because I'm too good. Eh idc they are all homeless now anyway.

Jon:I HATE THOSE FOUR SQUARE FUCKERS!!!

Vinnie:yes.
Mason:I got ur back guys!

Jon and Vinnie: Team?

Mason: HELL YES!

by JBJB69420 February 7, 2025

Bird fucker

Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation

Man I'm bored but Connor over there is a plain as day bird fucker

by The Nice Meme Truck February 7, 2018