Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Get the free-food fiascomug. by Mizzsamie January 16, 2021
Get the mexican food tubemug. i just broke up with my bf
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.
by ahfukajshfk May 16, 2018
Get the chewing the same food you just spit outmug. School Food is mostly very very bad. Like no joke, at first I thought it was 5 star food but in the end it was like cocaine
by DingSingSong March 11, 2021
Get the School Foodmug. Hiorty: Anybody want some Corned Beef? Its quite great Irish Food.
Gerthrude: Heavens, I need an Italian chef...
Gerthrude: Heavens, I need an Italian chef...
by OreganoMeme January 25, 2025
Get the Irish Foodmug. 
Food is what you eat and what you live on but most importantly food is a girl's best friend forever food will never give up on you. Food can be a stretch to Dango to Tofu.To indian food to Mediterranean food.Food will be there for you if it is in your fridge, or in a hotel. FOOD IS FOOD AND IF YOU HAVE IT APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE DON"T HAVE FOOD.
by oofthereitisthedramaoof000#### February 19, 2019
Get the Foodmug.