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theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
Im going to do laundry

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
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free the guy

When you feel for someone that wants to do something but they can't you say free the guy.
"Want to play tomorrow?"
"I can't because I my boss wanted me to work tomorrow."
"oh free the guy."
by Wise King Woo November 17, 2022
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R. Kelly free throw

To urinate on someone whilst having an upwards pointed erection
I totally gave Donovan an R. Kelly free throw!
by Seerf December 7, 2024
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Spin free special

The Spin Free Special is a bit of Cremita Salvadoreña on top of your order.
Dame Dos con el Spin Free Special Porfavor.
by Spinfreedjs April 10, 2021
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I don’t like the question. It’s a weird way to frame it.
Dr. I’m running out of names “Do you believe that the truth will set you free?”

Iam “I don’t like the question. And I don’t like it because it’s a loaded question. There’s this implicit assumption that I’m subjugated and then we get into this semantic realm where we’re trying to figure out what we’re being freed from and it’s just not all that interesting. ‘Well, through truth we’re freed from our ignorance’ and that’s just a banal answer that doesn’t really answer the question in spite of the fact that it answers the question. Beyond that you could say that ‘Well, we are all subjugated by those who lie with impunity and only the truth can free us from the illusory world they’ve created’ and that’s not very entertaining either. Better question (or more interesting as least) would be ‘What happens if you tell the truth about me?’ Do you lie to keep the devil in his cage? Even though God told you not to? Do you eat the forbidden fruit? He did tell you not to do it but he knows damn well your going to do it. You tell the truth I’m out of the cage. ‘What does he do when he’s out of the cage? What will he say? People should ignore and mock him but what happens if they don’t? I didn’t. I listen and did what he said. What does that say about me?’ Now that’s far more interesting. I had another one but I can’t quite remember...”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
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Free Speech Absolutist

Someone who claims to defend the Freedom of Speech to hell and back, while not understanding how it actually works.

They claim that social media companies taking down TOS violating content is a violation of the right to free speech, but in reality social media companies are private companies, which aren't bound by the First Amendment. This means that they can set up their own boundaries of what is and isn't okay to say on their site.

Despite them complaining how they are being censored online, most of the time they don't actually care about Free Speech, and just want to spread extremist views online without punishment.

There are social media sites that cater to these people (like Twitter), but they usually become Nazi echo chambers filled with toxicity.
What Free Speech Absolutists don't get about social media is that they are private companies and can set boundaries on what is and isn't okay without it being a violation of The First Amendment.
by LPBvgc July 15, 2025
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Vluten Free

The perfect storm of annoying eater, combining both Gluten Free and Vegan together to make every single patron at a restaurant have to overhear how the individual eats neither gluten free and vegan only diet..
Waitress: What would you like to eat
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"
by nowayto know March 22, 2019
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