Ethan

The smartest person on Earth

Ethan is very smart

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Ethan

Ethan ”smoking on that jessica pack” “smoking that Jessica og kush”

Ethan is a funny guy

by Ben000010101019101019 June 27, 2024

Ethan

A very old guy

There were a lot of Ethan friends at the cemetery.

Ethan so old, he was born before his parents.
Ethan so old, even death has to commission 3 different volunteers
Ethan so old, he saw Malavika thin

by Tz13-onSpecialClass August 19, 2023

Ethan

someone who is absolutely amazing, gorgeous, sexy, dazzling smile, looks to die for, all around perfect kind of boy. All the girls want him, he's a dream come true for many people. Once you have him, don't let him slip through your fingers, as he's unique and hard to find. The type of boy who would easily without doubt make sure he looks after his girlfriend, and wouldn't put anything stupid in-front of her. Very popular, and a VERY good fighter. BEWARE!

He also has a VERY big penis!

girl 1 - Do you know Ethan?
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he's a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course i know him!

by y6y6ttt January 3, 2023

Ethan

A man who won't shut up about Among Us.
The definition of:
Me: Why are you being an Ethan?
Joe: But I am not talking about Among Us.
Me: ... Still.

Ethan cannot shut up about among us.

by Nonebody March 29, 2023

ethan

best soccer player ever

he is good at soccer must be a ethan

by jake is cool998 February 3, 2021

Ethan

The best and funniest man he also jumped a desk and moved it a foot

Ethan is the best

by Jayden Jenkins March 8, 2021