David Silverstoning

Harassing people with graphic texts including “I’m going to hug you,” “I’m going to motorboat your malleable pussy,” “here’s some dick in celebration.”

Did you hear about HR receiving that report that Joe was David Silverstoning Mary?

by Buttcracc July 20, 2020

David

Wow your snapping David your some lucky girl. Did you see how sexy he looked today, I’m so jealous

Did you see David he looks so sexy

by Mup bais November 22, 2021

David

Circumcised. Slight lilt. Generally unseemly.

“I heard he had a David”

“🤤”

by no34 November 1, 2023

David

Someone who has never tried making another figure in a factory

Omg, you're such a David!

by PuggyBee December 14, 2019

david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021

David

A piece of shit teacher whos annoying and who can't even say a normal sentence

-who is your least favorite teacher
-David delgado

by Roblox kid 69 April 5, 2022

Fat David

A Large white man named David

Some say he’s a myth
Some say a legend

Others call him One Big Cracker
Owner of Dinyo

Why is Fat David’s dad so fuckin wild

by YBoog69 October 21, 2025