chocolate strawberry cheerios

bloody, dirty, messy, poopy, anal sex

"I did chocolate strawberry cheerios to your sister"

by donald_trumps_pubic_hair April 7, 2023

White Chocolate Topping

The white, thick and tasty topping of a beta man. Although everyone wants to get a taste of that sweet sweet topping. It is only given by the Beta very sparingly to those who deserve it.

"Michael got that White chocolate topping and i want it. Just a little taste is all I need."

"Did you hear someone got to taste Benjamins white chocolate topping? God i wish it was me."

by Mr.Exotic November 2, 2021

Chocolate Covered Cock

"Chocolate Covered Cock" is when you dip a cock in shit and it gets covered in shit.

Hey Danica We Should Do Chocolate Covered Cock!

by ChocolateCoveredCockMaster October 8, 2021

Chocolate Spider Web

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...

Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.

by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021

Chocolate Snow Cone

When a girl is eating out your ass after a large shit and you suck the shit from your ass off her tongue

My buddy Derek said he took home two whales last night and gave them both a Chocolate Snow Cone

by anonymous July 6, 2021

CHOCOLATE RASH TAGS

AN STD THAT PRODUCES PUSS FILLED BUMPS ON YOUR GROIN. THEY HURT LIKE HELL WHEN YOU POP THEM MUCH LIKE A BAD ZIT.

BRIAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. OH MAN I JUST POPPED ONE OF THEM DAMN CHOCOLATE RASH TAGS AND ITS OOZING THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR.

by Big Whitey Ford August 19, 2022

Alaskan chocolate bar

When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth

“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”

by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022