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Chris

A fellow friend of the "Juan" species. Their common enemy is the "Sebastian" species. Chris are pretty funny, and like memes and Nintendo. They'll cheer you up when you're sad, and they're honest. But they do ghost you sometimes, oh well, it doesn't matter. All in all, Chris is a really good friend that you can trust.
Yo dude! Check out this sick meme Chris just posted!
by TheShortHispanicKid_69 January 30, 2020
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Chris W. R.

Chris is a very loving and sweet man who wants nothing in life but to make others happy. Chris W. R. is someone who will sacrifice almost anything to make you smile and a great friend that I couldn't live without.
by Ms. Michigan March 8, 2013
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Chris

Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.
"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Dirty Chris

When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
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Chris Fong

That guy who fucked me last night was a real Chris Fong
by Logan135 May 7, 2018
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Chris

Chris is the dumbest and funniest guy you will meet Chris is so perfect hes so handsome you will fall in love with him, you will think about him all the time and you will cry when you arent talking to him hes so amazing and has pretty brown eyes and braces hes your whole world you would be anything for him
"Kira: stop texting your dumb boyfriend and lets do something"
"Jocelyn: Ay! only i can call him dumb and he has a name."
"kira: yeah yeah idc about Chris lets just gooo"
"Jocelyn: Ok ok we'll go soon let me just say goodbye"
"Kira: Your obsessed girl"
"Jocelyn: Yeah ik."
by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022
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Chris

He is a guy who will cheat on you and use you for your body. He will act like he is in love with you but really only wants you for sex. He is someone who says the same things to every girl that he meets.
Chris is a player
by Bigdaddy66666 June 10, 2020
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