Attic Balls

When a man hasn't showered in a while and his ball sweat has dried to a pungent smell aroma reminiscent of a dusty attic.

Andy: "Dewey, I smell funky from skating all day and need to shower"
Tom: "I know, me too! I have attic balls!"

by the real b love January 22, 2009

ronnie balls

A situation out of your control. It's when you accidentally shit yourself and poop juice envelops around your ballsac.

"Oh shit dude...I farted, but now I have a bad case of ronnie balls."

by eric norman November 30, 2007

Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."

Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.

by The Stinker July 14, 2006

Ball And Chain

To have a girlfriend that restricts hanging out with your bros or doing anything fun.

I wanted to hang out with Adam, Neil, and Cody, but Laurens got me on her ball and chain...

by Eddie Pitch August 26, 2010

Shit Balls

When a guy wipes from back to front after taking a crap and gets shit on his balls.

OH CRAP!!! I wiped the wrong way. Now I have Shit Balls.

by Ferret79 June 28, 2007

Ball is life

Something real niggas say when they go hard in the paint and when they te future lebrons

Tyron:" yo nigga ball it up"
Boshon:" go hard in the paint ball is life"

by swagballer June 8, 2014

Balls Juice

1. The sweat and jizz dripping from a hairy nut sack into a girls open mouth.
2. The act of letting your jizz drip down you gay partners nut sack then Tea Bagging him to clean it off.

"OMG! It just tasted my gay partners"Balls Juice" when I Teabagged him!"
"Damn girl how did you enjoy my Balls Juice?

by Zorged September 24, 2016