ass mantle

A person with a large posterior resembling a shelf or mantle.

She has an ass mantle from weight gain

by BeavisBungholio September 18, 2018

Keegan-ass

Adjective. One who performs ultra thirsty and desperate actions on social media.

Look at that Keegan-ass bitch posting pics of her butthole and not tagging it NSFW.

by I Beat Anne Frank at Hide n Se October 3, 2018

Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.

“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”

by papaya666 March 29, 2018

Mike-Ass

A word coined by the U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast. It comes from the micronational community. The word is used to mock a micronational organization called The Micronational Assembly. Since U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast are members of the I.D.T (an opposing organization to the Micronational Assembly) they don't like it and continually make fun of it. Since (Mic) is pronounced like Mike in the word Micronational, and since the word Assembly has the word Ass in it. The term is used to mock the Micronational Assembly by calling them Mike Asses, Mike HeadAsses Mikey Bois, or Ass bois.

Dont be like those Mike-Ass bitches.

Shut the fuck up Mike-Ass.

by Grey Coast March 6, 2021

Heavy Ass

When a woman has a nice thick ass that has some weight on it. Butt cheeks likely pop out the bottom of her shorts.

That girl KD has a nice heavy ass

by Stopher0189 March 13, 2021

Ass splat

If someone calls you this, they're calling you a piece of shit. (Insult)

"Derick, you ass splat! You broke my phone!"

by The Ultimate Supreme Leader May 16, 2021

Balloon Ass

A creative way to say bubble butt, Usually used by Looners or people who have a very different vocabulary

person 1: damn! emily has such a round big ass!
person 2: now thats what i call a balloon ass!
person 1: yeah! indeed!

by Bloxlol August 21, 2023