What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.

Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.

by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016

Burned Payback

In short: burned payback is an attempt to inflict damage / pain / embarrassment on somebody that is done in such a way that allows the target to simply use said attempt to further his / her goals without the perp immediately realizing

Me: Dude, that chick I was banging a while back tried to zing me with dumbass scenarios time and time again while being an easy lay and thought it got to me. All I thought was: I did it all for the nookie, what? The nookie! What? So you can eat that cookie! 😋 can you say burned payback?
Dude: Dayum, that’s some messed up burned payback dawg! Dat bitch dumb - can you pass her over when yu done?

by SackmaBooolz December 4, 2019

Burn Garage

A dangerous location where thots wear high boots, cocaine is sniffed and cars are professionally wrapped. There are many conspiracy theories that this could be the beginning location of the next holocaust.

“Yo Austin can I come sniff a line, catch an std and get a quick wrap in the burn garage?”

by JamesND March 13, 2019

Rubber-burn

When a man fucks a girl, with a condom on, so hard that the condom creates friction with the girl's vagina and causes it to become irritated, like rug-burn

Female 1: How was last night with Kyle?
Female 2: You know, his username isn't Pussydestroyer420 for nothin. He fucked me so hard I got Rubber-burn!
Female 1: Oh shit, you better go put some peanut butter on that shit.

by TittyFucker4KResolution March 1, 2020

Double backwards burn

When Tree gets burned in bowling and then everyone strikes the next frame.

Tree got a double backwards burn.

by Jshore76 April 6, 2023

global burning

Hotter and the worse type of Global warming which makes the world burn

We can no longer say it's global warming, it's global burning

by The Livestreamer January 22, 2017