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Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.
Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!
by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019
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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
"May we all be mud monsters"
by DefiniteIyNotCoveredlnShit September 18, 2021
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gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib
by Gooey monster December 19, 2017
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here thar be monsters

It means when you're with an unclean woman and u get crabs on you're genitals.
I got up after bad sex with a lady of the night, went into the bathroom, looked at my junk, and Here Thar Be Monsters!
by Shrouded In Red December 5, 2015
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Tubby Goo Monster

A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.
Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!

Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???

Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!
by creatorofthegoo August 1, 2012
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Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.
Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.
by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023
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bollock monster

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.
by Nikcox December 6, 2021
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