Tom

The act of being extremely dopey

Stop being a Tom, you idiot

by P_W February 1, 2018

Basic Tom

A basic Tom is your old Twink. He goes to every event at the club and drinks vodka clubs. He uses basic ass sayings like “oh one drink won’t hurtcha” and “ Don’t worry about me honey I’ll take care of myself“. He talks similarly to Donald Trump with sayings like “ Everyone’s out“ or “Everyone will be there“ and “are we hanging out”. His life is actually in shambles and he doesn’t understand the gay community.

Old gay twink passes out in the middle of the street at pride. Don’t be a basic Tom!

by Firecrothcarrie February 1, 2021

Tom

A name for a man with long greasy hair and smelly breath who likes to express his political desires

Omg, I wish he’d brush his teeth, he’s such a tom.

by Mjsusissus November 22, 2021

Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!

So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019

Tom

The definition of dumb as hell is this kid called Tom

Tom died to a creeper

by Googleitthen August 25, 2021

Tom

A heroic person who is the hottest and brightest dude in the room, pulling all the bitches.

Oh look, its Tom, I wish it was him.

by megastorperine May 29, 2022

Tom Cruise my way

To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.

Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...

by parakeregreses July 12, 2023