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Chinese tea

How ‘bout you pull that out and we share a cup of Chinese tea?
by Theoren1 September 29, 2023
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Lost dreams and tea

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.

The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.

It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.

P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
I live out my days on lost dreams and tea, but if I am not mad, then who else will I be?
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Cameltoe Tea

Dude… she’s drinking cameltoe tea
by Fundell Miballs October 4, 2023
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Tea Belly

When you have too many delicious and savory Twisted Teas and your belly starts to hurt. At its worst, Stage 4 Tea Belly is known to force grown men into a fetal position for up to 4 hours.
Jake: That lil grom Isaac has been huddled in the corner wimpering for hours. How pathetic!

Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!
by Dr. Grommer, MD October 7, 2023
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tea Ho

A girl who hoards all types of teas. Drinks tea all year round and loves it hot or iced. Herbal or black. She collects an extensive collection of teas. She is a tea ho.
She is a tea Ho!
by Natalia Data October 7, 2023
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Tea

It's a name for a very loud and charismatic person
- Look how loud she is, she probably swallowed a mic
- Yeah, i know, she must be Tea
by jorgen123 November 22, 2021
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Tea

It's a Norwegian name for a girl that's too loud to be around
- Just listen how loud she is, it's so irritating
- Yeah, she must be a Tea
by jorgen123 November 22, 2021
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