A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.
There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
by Criminal47 August 11, 2022
Get the swollen horse cock Kalebmug. Samuels trusty steed, also known as train that runs on oil back in the 70s. The iron horse was once used to carry peach bones across seas, and was used to help slaves, such as old Harrison, escape from the Negro Hollow.
by Piper and Anna High Class Defs June 10, 2018
Get the Iron Horsemug. by Vala187 December 27, 2020
Get the Horse buttmug. Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
by rodlikestoparty July 6, 2018
Get the Trojan Horse Friendmug. by Big Daddy Daniel October 16, 2021
Get the Trojan Horsemug. by clappingCat January 5, 2024
Get the glitter horsemug. A guy also a streamer on MLG named RiceGum who got roasted by a girl and is now known as horse gum. He has won the Triple Crown 420 times.
by Geminis May 14, 2015
Get the horse gummug.