max middleton

A person who always goes for the sloppy seconds

Yo she just broke up with her boyfriend im gonna pull a max middleton and get some!

by max middleton May 26, 2018

max

Some people just write about their own name but my names not even max. But max is a very stupid boy who just tries his best but cant achieve anything great he has a lover he hasn't spoken to and she's forgotten about him but he hasn't forgotten. max is just max. he's a boy. he's Dumb

boy 1: Is that max
boy 2: Yeah that's max, idk what happened to him, he fell off. Heard it hasnt been the same for him since last year
boy 1: cool.

by waste tbh December 31, 2019

Max melting

when you slowly grow more and more chins

"wow shes got three chins she must be max melting for ages"

by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

max muncy

A baseball player who is the father of the San Francisco Giants as well as Madison Bumgarner

Did you see Max Muncy own the San Francisco Giants?

I did per usual

by Cornpy April 20, 2023

max

max is a man with a super huge and enormous and gerthy penis.

super hot man: i’m gay and i want maxs penis
max: i know

by astro has balls March 6, 2022

Max

A boys name. Who cant be gorgeous.

"Whoa u see him benji!?"
"Yea john! Hes so cool! Who is he??"
"Thats max!"

by Cherinmemberships January 7, 2019

Max moment

when someone does something air headed or is mentally unwell

“ruby always has to call me to open the door when she comes to my house. its likes shes scare of doors”
“that’s such a max moment”

by groupchatname October 10, 2023