The Hat(AKA The H@, The ㅐA ㅓ, The Haキ,Th3 H4t, τΗε Ηατ, etc.) is the ultimate form of swag that is gained through hours and days of extensive self-realization and countless sacrifices. Once you get the the hat, you will realize it is a parasitic entity that controls your everyday life. It is implied that you can get if you want it or you can get it if you need but once you get it it becomes a necessity that can be used to get the lean.
Jerin humiliated himself and gave up his sanity for the Hat. He soon began to get suicidal thoughts and he would constantly ask himself, "All this for the money?".
by xGUNy September 2, 2019
Get the Hatmug. I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.
by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024
Get the Cincinnati top hatmug. Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
Get the That’s why we wear hatsmug. by dombomb762 July 21, 2020
Get the Hatmug. A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
Get the Hard Hatmug.