Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.
by El Tren July 21, 2010
by Kyle February 12, 2003
what you would say if there is something that is cool enough that you want...but not enough to go out and buy it
by zach nann August 14, 2005
when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016
"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"
by catchinggold October 05, 2018
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Bun to Know Bun Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
To fuck someone over. Inspired by the narcissistic and disloyal NBA all-star, LeBron James when he decided to take up an hour of primetime TV to announce he'll be signing with the Miami Heat.
by yusef1103 July 16, 2010
In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.
LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.
by sad clevelander July 10, 2010