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anus on a stick 

When a person is not just an ass, but has managed to go beyond being and ass and as a result has a stick so far up their anus they have become an anus on a stick.
Wtf, that girl is such an anus on a stick.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.
anus on a stick by totalasshat January 29, 2017
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hold your stick 

Behaving yourself, to stop picking on someone or making fun of somebody
Jane: sam doesnt know how to ride a bike
Max: jane, hold your stick now!
hold your stick by your.G March 3, 2017

no ending stick 

When 2 men place their Penis against each others proceed to jack off and jizz
"Yo dude you wanna do a No Ending Stick?"

The forget-me-stick

The forget-me-stick is a bigass baseball bat that upon contact with a skull, causes memory loss, hence the name "forget-me-stick".
John- "bro I think these guys wanna fight us"
Bob- "just use the forget-me-stick"

spate sparkling walking stick 

"is that a spate sparkling walking stick in your pocket or are you excited to see me?"

Mississippi Glue Stick

When a male ejaculates into another person's bum, then leaves his cock in for too long, causing his seminal fluids to become adhesive, thus making his dick comparable to that of a glue stick.
"I didn't pull out of your mum quick enough and got a Mississippi glue stick!"

Filthy Pogo Stick 

A sexual position involving a man on his back while having a man or woman ride him reverse cowgirl. While doing so the man or woman is grabbing the bottom mans scrotum and holding it as if they were riding a pogo stick
Leons nutsack is sore as hell after letting that dude give him a filthy pogo stick all night