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Retard

Name used for someone who either makes a really dumb decisions or is themselves really dumb.
I offered my patient with diagnosed kidney cancer surgical removal of it, but he refused and instead decided to use herbs to heal himself. What a fucking retard.
by Tomsow(12) November 25, 2019
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Retard maxing

When you act not in favour of other parties, but in favour of yourself, making others evoke strong feelings towards you, but you don't care.
Peter committed Retard maxing by leaving his friend group, because he didn't like them. They are so pissed at him for doing that.
by OhioRizzler4 June 27, 2025
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Gay Retards

Grandpa Trevor and Con Gabriel. And also my fag dad Gabe
Grandpa and Con Gabe are fucking gay retards
by Huge Hog Haver April 18, 2023
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Retarded

Supporting the “current thing
If you have 🇺🇦 anywhere in your “X” profile, you are retarded.
by JDeez Nuts August 10, 2023
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Pedestrianarily Retarded

A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.
Oh your from Wellington New Zealand? You must be 'pedestrianarily retarded'.
by ADT123 November 1, 2010
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Retard

A person WITHOUT any mental illnesses/disabilities who still manages to be the stupidest person in a room full of people diagnosed with mental illnesses/disabilities and/or a person who is immune to logic/common sense.
Retard: "Get the 4th dose, the first 3 doses of an experimental DNA-altering compound that provide 0 immunity or reduction in transmission isn't enough, the 4th one will protect you because the government said so, trust the government because they never lied or hide anything from the people"

Guy 1: What did that Guy say?
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, he's a retard
by clairvoyant369 July 14, 2022
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retard

me: I am a retard
everyone: yes
by Unknown07724 February 2, 2025
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