beat your pea

a girl masturbating

when your alone I bet you beat your pea.

by steely Don December 8, 2021

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

几ㄖㄒ卄丨几Ꮆ 乃乇卂ㄒ丂 卂 ﾌ乇ㄒ２卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ！ 卂几ᗪ 尺丨Ꮆ卄ㄒ 几ㄖ山 ㄚㄖㄩ 匚卂几 丂卂ᐯ乇 £５０ 卩乇尺 卩乇尺丂ㄖ几 ㄒ卄卂ㄒ＇丂 £２００ ㄖ千千 千ㄖ尺 卂 千卂爪丨ㄥㄚ ㄖ千 ４ 山乇＇ᐯ乇 Ꮆㄖㄒ 爪丨ㄥㄥ丨ㄖ几丂 ㄖ千 千尺乇乇 匚卄丨ㄥᗪ 卩ㄥ卂匚乇 卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ丂 卂ᐯ卂丨ㄥ卂乃ㄥ乇 山丨ㄒ卄 ２２ҜᎶ ㄖ千 乃卂ᎶᎶ卂Ꮆ乇 丨几匚ㄥㄩᗪ乇ᗪ 乃ㄖㄖҜ 几ㄖ山 山丨ㄒ卄 ﾌ乇ㄒ２卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ丂 卩卂匚Ҝ卂Ꮆ乇 卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ丂 ㄚㄖㄩ 匚卂几 ㄒ尺ㄩ丂ㄒ！

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing October 8, 2025

Beating behind the bush

Beating behind the bush

Where has Harley gone?

Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.

by Ring pirate November 10, 2018

Beat da koto nai

Infamous lyric by Certified trapper

Beat da koto nai oi beat that bitch pussy oi

by aar4 February 23, 2024

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it

I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off

by Esperanato January 22, 2021

Beat Scrubster

Someone who is a dead beat dad, lazy and very obese. He has no loved ones and often strives to make people upset.

"Jesus Christ Dad, you are such a Beat Scrubster, stop trying to eat my kittens!"

by Beat Scrubster July 31, 2019