Women's rights

Fiction

Person 1: Tell me a joke

Person 2: Women's rights

Person 1: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

by smolpp9000 September 27, 2023

There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Flexer’s Right’s

When you flex a specific object as yours to an audience of people, in doing so, anyone who obtains the same object as you could be called a copycat or follower, even if they had it before you as long as you flex it first.

“I don’t care if you bought it first you never told anyone about it like I did, therefore I have Flexer’s Right’s you copycat.”

by Creature666 July 2, 2023

Get right

The action of getting right, proper and correct. That is, through your actions and words; be on your best behavior.

Her: GETS RIGHTTTT😝
Him: get right before u get left….

by Inmybag&inmyBible July 5, 2023

right testicle

Bryce Alvarez

What’s Bryces lookalike? “I know! A right testicle.”

by Gagabooboo101 July 17, 2023

Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker

*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?

by The Undernot July 31, 2023

Rights

"You have more rights that you should."~ Dr. Jordan Peterson

Hym "See, when you say it like that it sound like you think people shouldbhave fewer rights."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023