Mouth Karate

To French kiss in an agressive, almost competitive manner.

Rebecca and I played some mouth karate after we got home last night.

by The Bonglord June 3, 2018

mouth carrot

A nerdy ass cat bitch who gets Id'd at the tarvern on a Friday night what a loser.

Oooh wow mouth carrot...... what a loser

by Analbeard June 7, 2018

The Mouth Button

A figurative button one presses by saying something that jinxes a certain scenario.

- Alright! We're on a roll in this game! Nothing's gonna stop us now!
(Character suddenly dies)
- You pressed the mouth button.

by Tyrogarth June 10, 2018

Cat Mouth

A person who can't handle hot spicy food, their faces go red, start to sweat, tear up and hiccup

Ha ha, how lame, you can't handle chilli.......... You are such a cat mouth

by DeekGeekMcDeek May 15, 2018

Droopy Mouth Syndrome

Droopy Mouth Syndrome aka (DMS) is a condition that affects individuals when they're in the presence of a woman who embodies the ' 3B's' (Beauty, Brains and Body). Her presence causes somatical impairement which causes pangs, penury, tretfullness and fidgety jitters. Curmudgeons who pitch for the beef industry are significantly affected. Physiotherapy and Psychotherapy are the only treatments that can help repair damage, reduce stiffness and pain, increase mobility and improve their qual;ity of life and help the person change and overcome their morbid jealousy.

The symptoms of Droopy Mouth Syndrome:
-Drooping of one side of the face
-Numbness & tinglimng
-Pain & discomfort
-Muscle twitching, cramps & twitching
-Popping sound of jaw when attempting to close the mouth
-unusual facial expression
-Blank stare
-Decreased appetite
-Difficulty standing, abnormal gait
-Headache
-Constipation, distended stomach
-Anxiety, confusion & excessive sweating

Example:
Jiro: "WTF is wrong with Sullen, she looks she's had a bitter pill?"
MC: "IDK, she's been like that as soon Hailey walked in"
Jiro: "Oh, look, it's not just her, look at the other women over there, they look like stunned mullets as well"
MC: "Shit, that fishy smell must be coming from their end"

by Ball tamperer May 17, 2018

dust in yo mouth

your friend leaves u in da dust.

(jaq) bruh, bite da dust!!!! (you) no, bruh. (jaq) fine, im leavin. bye (you) noooo (jaq) srry theres dust in yo mouth

by NBLKHP May 19, 2018

Meat in the mouth

Meat in the mouth...well Internet pervs welcome meat in the mouth basically means a woman sucking on a mans dick

Man: how about some meat in the mouth girl??
Woman: sure cum here

by Sex_education May 22, 2018