May

A person or individual being that portrays sacrcasmiconfidentialrealism. Pertaining to greatness of the highest standard.

Hey Dave, I just met this May, and she absolutely blew my mind.

by Hoody225 May 22, 2022

May 12th

May 12 is give a girl a hoodie day

Girl: hey it’s May 12th! Give me your hoodie
Boy: Um? ok

by Jaytookyohoe May 11, 2023

May 7th

Drink with J.T.

Its may 7th i must drink with that tall light skin one of one person.

by Babby boo May 5, 2022

May 15

International “Give Dan and Jai money day”. This holiday is globally recognized and celebrated, it is a day where you get to show your appreciation for sharing the same planet as Dan and Jai by sending them no less than $20

Its May 15, have you sent Dan and Jai $20?
I’ll get right on it

by polo_boat24 May 15, 2024

May 11

All the pretty ass people born on this day.
Pretty Hair, Eyes, Body, EVERYTHING!!
<3

Girl: Hey! are you born on may 11?
Me: Yeah!
Girl: Your so pretty!

by PARISPARISPARISXX June 24, 2022

29. May

On May 29. you have to punch every guy named Jakob.
Besides that, you also habe to give every Laurin you know 50 Bucks

Someguy: Jo Jakob today is 29. May
Jakob: F!

by Ludovicco3355 November 25, 2021

May 6th

world ask daniel out day

Athena: Hey its May 6th - world ask daniel out day and u like daniel so go and ask him out
Shazam: Uhhh ok

Shazam: Sup daniel, will u go out with me
Daniel: Yes, i would love to <3

by master_fu_my_bestie May 5, 2022