jacob crusan

by Litbrotherin November 15, 2017
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jacob wagner

wow jacob wagner can have my kids
by 69_4skin_69 December 03, 2018
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jacob + emily

Jacob + Emily is just another definition for soulmates. They clicked instantly as soon as they met and they are destined to be no matter what gets in the way (even *cough cough*)
Magnesium: "Yo bro have you met your soulmate yet?"
Bro: "I dont think so man... we are nothing like jacob + emily... we are more like fire and ice."
by firedaddy72 November 08, 2023
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Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021
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Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.
Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng
by Big_Boi_Karol May 09, 2021
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Gay Jacob

A homosexual man, most known for his love of sucking off his friends or even taking it up the ass. Commonly part of LGBT groups such as the G7 or Stats 244, using his supple lips to please his peers.
Sigma balls, Gay Jacob!
Gay Jacob is Albert Geistein.
by rottencanofsoup October 14, 2022
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Jacob McHugh

Jacob McHugh died for our sins
by I did it what you gonna do November 29, 2019
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