jacob emerick

He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay
by Braiden fahrney November 22, 2024
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Lailah and jacob

the hottest couple in town and are 4lifers and the best people
by bestiebaddie October 31, 2021
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Jacob Chowaniec

A person with a small dick. Nigga throws out the banana and eats the peel. Nigga be smoking crack
by WigglyGhandi 12: May 29, 2019
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Jacob Seibel

Stupid rat boy that sits in the corner of the room threatening to shoot up the school but is too pussy to go through with it.
P.S. also threatens suicide
Some days I'm Jacob Seibel but other day I am epicsauce
by GooeyOoey June 24, 2019
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Jacob b

A nerd who is too bug for his boots after benching 3kg
by Forpi September 15, 2021
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Jacob B

A Jacob Bourne is someone who loves Charlies and sucks their tits.
Jacob B: Are you a Charlie cause i wanna suck your tits.
by jacobs like charlies November 04, 2019
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Jacob Arnold

A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.
That guy is very angry. He must be a Jacob Arnold!
by nickerballz August 09, 2024
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