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Little House on the Prairie

Really weird and sick, perverted old program which comes on at 1:00 am on channel 82. There is "Pa," a transient dork who never seems to accomplish anything much, "Ma," the only one who seems to have any brain, "Mary," the blind chick, "Laura," the bucktoothed, pigtailed skank who at the age of about 12 goes after the cock of the farmer "Manly" with a vengeance and doesn't let up until he marries her and she gets it, her little sister whose name I forget and whom I think is retarded, "Doc Baker" who gets paid with fried chicken and biscuits, "Mrs. Oleson" who is rich and nosy about her peasant white trash neighbors, "Mr. Oleson" who is her husband who runs the Mercantile with her, and the Reverand Alden who preaches at the church which doubles as the school. The Ingalls fuck up and move a lot. To South Dakota several times, to Kansas once and to Iowa. They usually live in a pathetic little shack in Walnut Grove, Minnesota. When they need to go to the big city they go to Sleepy Eye. When they need to go to the really big city they go to Mankato. The father is sappy and cries a lot like a wuss and can't seem to stick to anything. That is about it.
It's 12:50 am. Let me put on my fucking pajamas and make a snack and watch that piece of shit program "Little House on the Prairie". I wonder what that skanky slut Laura will be up to tonight other than scheming to get her hands on Manly's schlong.
by Jason 323232 August 10, 2010
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green house effect

the act of using the "going green" process to the extreme and refusing to not move on.
Wow, she is really taking the going green process to a whole new level. She needs to move on and stop this horrible green house effect.
by AZN & ROMONSTER December 9, 2009
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haunted gingerbread house

Dude I just bought a haunted gingerbread house for 5.99 at walmart
by Ya got any grapes? November 1, 2021
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Just get a house

What's the deal with homeless people?

Just get a house 4HEad
I mean it's so easy. Just get a house LOOOOOOOOOOL 4HEad
by Maks_1st December 20, 2017
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jail house wife

a jail house wife is female who comes to bail you out of jail and save you from trouble and puts money on your books and your not really in a complete relationship with this person
i am your jail house wife nothing more nothing less.
can you be my jailhouse wife?
by ymk.vibez December 15, 2017
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see-through house

unoccupied long-for-sale homes with "FOR SALE" signs out front and with a desperate owner so obviously gone that even the curtains are gone, or nearly all curtains.
'Well it looks like we have another see-through house down the street, and I guess Joe couldn't make the mortgage after he bought that Mercedes.'
by 60 Central March 19, 2008
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egging the white house

the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom
Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.
by Mr. Red Beardski March 3, 2014
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